Tuesday, January 11, 2005

If I were a heartless Onion writer...

...then my headline for this story would be:

"Defied for entire Broadway season, 'Gravity' finally retaliates."

Poor taste? Perhaps. But I thought it was funny.

Funnier than the Post's lame title, anyway:

"Ding Dong, a Witch Is Hurt..."


(For those still confused, check here.)

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