Thursday, October 13, 2005

Important Question for Debate that occurs to me as I'm vainly attempting to get some work done on the day before my birthday

Why aren't there any fat guys on "The Daily Show"?

Why aren't the guardians of Equality and Social Justice campaigning for a porker to be featured as a correspondent on the world's most popular fake-news show (not counting "60 Minutes"--just kidding)???

Where are the protesters, demanding more beef in the reporter line-up?

Why must the obese be excluded and erased from pop culture memory YET AGAIN?


Update: No, Lewis Black doesn't count.

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