Why aren't there any fat guys on "The Daily Show"?
Why aren't the guardians of Equality and Social Justice campaigning for a porker to be featured as a correspondent on the world's most popular fake-news show (not counting "60 Minutes"--just kidding)???
Where are the protesters, demanding more beef in the reporter line-up?
Why must the obese be excluded and erased from pop culture memory YET AGAIN?
WHY THE HYPOCRISY, HATERS???
Update: No, Lewis Black doesn't count.