10. "Now. [thwap] Now. [thwap] Now. [thwap]"
9. "I'll only use as many words as necessary. If that."
9b. "Twinkle twinkle, baby, twinkle twinkle!"
8. "Think of it like a Bradley Assault Vehicle."
7. "I don't think he's after your money."
6. "I am a widow's son outlawed, and my orders must be obeyed."
5. "It's just, I've been going to a lot of these lately."
4. "Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum i hate the most."
(And now, some real events.)
3. NewGirl complimented me on my new haircut. Twice.
2. I'm teaching next Sunday.
1. I'm part of another wedding. (More later.)
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