Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Weekly Whirled News: SPECIAL REPORT

Scientists Discover What Tut Actually Looked Like

Scientists and forensic specialists, through the use of CT scans and other technological thingies, have established what the famous boy king Tutankhamun actually looked like, at the time of his death.

See photo and further details here.

Experts have also ruled out foul play as the cause of the regal youth's demise. Some theories being considered now include death by gangrene, from a broken knee. No word on how the knee was originally broken, though there is some question of whether Tonya Harding's ancestors came from the same region.

Futher important discoveries include verification that the Egyptian ruler was, in fact, not born in Arizona, and did not technically live in Babylonia, but rather lived many miles away, in Egypt.

The big questions still remain, however.

Scientists and researchers have yet to find the answer to how Tut "got so funky" and if he indeed "had a monkey." As soon as these mysteries are unearthed, the information will be released to the public.

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