While conducting a discussion of theology via email with a dear friend from school days past, I asked several questions about the problem of sin and how this person views Satan.
The response email had the following subject line:
"On Our Own Depravity and Satan being an Evil Bastard."
For some reason (perhaps considering this person's conservative past), this struck me as incredibly funny. And yes, it's true, as well.
So quote of the day honors go to you, my friend.