The Create Your Own Superhero page! Rockin!
I created a shirtless, scarred, grey-bearded hero with a cape, cowl, broadsword, and axe. I named him "Pissed-off Scottish Grandpa." Once I printed him out (in full color, thank to you, dear place of employment), I drew a word bubble next to his head with the quote, "Oh, aye, it's on now!"
Too much fun for a weekday.
(Hat-tip: "Culture Girl" Michele at ASV)