Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Thoughts While Eating an Asian-themed Lunch in a Plastic Container That I Bought Out of the Back of a Jeep for Two Dollars

You know, sometimes you have to push aside all the concerns about salt or grease, or the number of unnatural chemicals you are likely ingesting, or the countless hordes of germs that may or may not lurk in your bowl.

You just focus on the two-dollar price tag, close your eyes, take a bite, and think:

"Mmmmm, chickeny."

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