Daily Diatribe

You know what i realized the other day? As i was flipping through a catalog for a local "big and tall" retailer, i noticed that all the models used were tall. No big men, just tall men. Even in the _____ big and tall catalog, large men are discriminated against. I realize this issue has been brought up before by other people, mostly overweight comedians, but we at Anything... take this issue very seriously and are calling for a complete boycott of all "big and tall" establishments that perpetuate this practice... at least until late spring, cuz i will need some summer clothes.