The Official 2005 PBB "Slackie" Awards Ballot!!! (Part 2)

Board Game of the Year:
Monopoly
Apples to Apples
Cranium
Operation (Homer Simpson edition)
Texas Hold 'Em
Mancala

Burrito of the Year:
Chipotle burritos (any combination)
Reeser's frozen burrito (plus sour cream and La Rosarita sauce)
Cheesy Gordita Crunch (ruled eligible)
Plain bean burrito plus sour cream
Taco Cabana's Burrito Gigante

City of the Year (American):
New Orleans, LA
Dover, PA
Houston, TX
Grand Forks, ND
WRITE-IN

City of the Year (International):
London, England
Giza, Egypt
Edinburgh, Scotland
Vancouver, BC, Canada
Moscow, Russia
Tehran, Iran ("for me to poop on!")
Paris, France
Turin, Italy ("Shroud capital of the world!")

Post-It Color of the Year:
Light Blue
Cosmic Orange
Pink
Pale Yellow
Neon Green
Black (with white ink)

Buffoon of the Year (any arena):
Pat "Fire and Brimstone" Robertson
President G. W. Bush/V.P. Dick Cheney
Tom "Don't be glib!" Cruise
The Ax Gang
Cindy Sheehan, once she switched from grieving mother to ideological tool
The entire world

THE "YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP" AWARD FOR MOST BOGUS NEW CELEBRITY (or phenomenon) OF 2005:
Kevin "More Trailer than Trailer" Federline
TRL's rap-star rotation
Kate Moss (Judge's ruling: career "resurrection" is ruled eligible)
The "8-Mile" Effect (rap stars' playing a thinly-veiled version of "themselves")
WRITE-IN

THE "YOU'RE STILL HERE???" AWARD FOR MOST BOGUS LINGERING CELEBRITY OF 2005:
Tom Cruise
Nicole Richie
Paris Hilton
Martha Stewart
Charles Darwin
Mariah Carey

Blog of the Year:
The "SpecialKid" Exposee
Junkmail for Blankets
Christopher Hitchens' "Fighting Words" in Slate
This Beautiful Mess
Taking Off and Landing
Perfect Blue Buildings

SPECIAL JURY PRIZE--Achievement in Late-Night Comedy:
"TV's Craig Ferguson," The Late Show with Craig Ferguson

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That's all, folks! Thanks for voting! Voting will close Sunday night at 11:59 p.m., and the winners will be posted Monday!




Note: All voting is still for entertainment value only and has no bearing on actual contest results. Contest winners are decided based on the PBB panel of expert judges, and all results will be verified by the accounting firm of Fine, Howard, and Fine. All ties will be decided by scientific methods such as a coin toss or picking a number between one and ten. Winners will be notified within three years via Pony Express. The management and staff of PBB/ATDTT, Inc. waive all responsibility of any injuries, arguments, or hurt feelings that may result from this contest or the ensuing voting in the comment box. Don't say we didn't warn you. You must be at least 5 years old in order to vote in all categories. Still void in New Hampshire and Wyoming, but there's no one interesting from there anyway.