Happy New Year!

Hope you all survived unscathed, or at least scathed in a good way.

I don't know what that means.

I've got a bevy (that's right, a bevy ) of posts coming up this week. Most importantly, the Slackie ballots will be posted tomorrow. Because of this, I'm extending the Slackie nominations until tonight, so if you put if off in true SLG fashion (I'm so proud!), get your votes in now.

Posts this week will include:

• two posts about a bizarre New Year's Eve party, which included craziness with people's "exes," a hot tub, two dogs, a "Bono" cowboy hat, backyard wrestling, meatballs, Deftones, and a phonecall from the one of the coolest girls i've never "met;"
• a long-winded, bitterly sarcastic, and hopefully funny review of King Kong ;
• general gabbery of a somewhat personal nature; and
• some interesting links.

So stick around. Should be entertaining.

Starting 2006 off with a bang? You betcha.