Sunday, December 17, 2006

The *Real* Awards Season Has Begun!

As you may have heard, some other dumb award show nominations are out, which means one important thing: It's almost SLACKIE(TM) season!

So here's how it works. I'll be accepting nominations for any and all categories for a week, then I'll post the ballot next Friday. You'll have a week or so to re-vote or campaign for anyone who hasn't voted yet. Then, the big day will by January 2!

This Year's Categories are:
  • Movie of the Year
  • Album of the Year
  • Book of the Year
  • TV Show (Returning) of the Year
  • TV Show (New) of the Year
  • Worst Movie of the Year
  • Underrated Artistic Endeavor of the Year
  • Overrated Artistic Endeavor of the Year
  • News Event of the Year (serious)
  • The "TomKat" Prize for Most Ludicrous Non-story News Event of the Year
  • Sports Story of the Year
  • The "D'Oh!" Award for Biggest Screw-up by a Government/Politician
  • The "Paris Hilton" Prize for Most Over-Exposed Lingering Celebrity (formerly called the You're Still Here?!?" award)
  • The "Your 15 Minutes are Up" Award for most Over-Exposed New Celebrity
  • Blog of the Year
  • Buffoon of the Year
  • Soap/Bodywash of the Year
  • Birthday Cake Flavor of the Year
  • Beverage of the Year (adult and non-adult)
  • Best Future "Slackie"(TM) category
  • Fictional Character of the Year (male and female)
  • YouTube Video of the Year
  • Cheese of the Year

Go to it. The countdown to Slackie(TM) 2006 has begun!

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