After watching the Cubs get ingloriously swept by the team with the second-worst record in baseball, I'm really starting to rethink that "no-swearing" argument. It's true; sometimes, there are no other appropriate words.
Furthermore, if God didn't want me to swear, He shouldn't have let me be a Cubs fan. Must be where free will comes in. ("That's right, boy. Good ol' free will!")
Okay. That's all I'm gonna say. Have a good evening.
*grumble grumble Astros grumble Cardinals grumble grumble injuries grumble friggin Dusty Baker grumble grumble*