(Hat-tip due to MSN. Please don't sue.)
The young stars get a look at exactly how long the script is.
"Ron, seriously--the 'rock-star' hair thing is getting out of hand."
(Alternate: That's right, the Weasleys are so poor that Ron's growing out his hair to sell for extra cash.)
Harry springs into action as Snape changes into an Agent.
(Alternate: Harry Power Ranger.)
Would you believe that costume was one of her demands during contract negotiations?
Ron is told that he must wear his da's old tux to Hogwart's Prom.
(this may in fact be what's actually going on).
"Look, Malfoy, call me Gandalf one more time and I'm gonna kick your pale little arse."
Cast of Harry Potter? Or cover photo for the latest popular emo band?
"Pardon me, but I'm looking for the 'O.C.' auditions?"