Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House...
Yes, I admit I played "MASH" on occasion in the past.
Yes, I played it as recently as high school.
Yes, I played it just now.
Yes, you can too.
My results: I will live in an apartment with Steve Jones' mom. (Nothing like an old Steve's mom joke, for nostalgic value.) I will drive our two kids around in my former clunker (the silver beast) which will be repainted black. And fortunately, we will live in Houston, where I can continue my dream career of being a writer.
Though clearly not a very good one, if we're in an apartment, and I went back to driving that dear "defeated car".