"You can't talk, you're not holding the conch..."

So the word on the street is that my generation is moving away from the typical family unit and resorting to more of a tribal system. Which makes me a double loser since i have no girlfriend OR tribe.

(I really wanted to work in a Lord of the Flies reference, but it's just too early in the morning. So pretend I said something incredibly clever that included Ralph, Piggy, Jack, SamAndEric, and/or Simon, laugh accordingly, and I promise I'll deliver next time.)