"Everybody open your mouth/Everybody just say 'ah'..."
"Why did they paint the walls? Why did they clean the floor?"
"This name is the hair-shirt I wear, and this hair-shirt is woven from your brown hair..."
"I just made you say underwear..."
"You can be my Yoko Ono..."
"Chicken dee China, de Chinese Chicken..."
"If you call, I will answer, and if you fall, I'll pick you up..."
"If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner (sure we would, we'd just eat more!)..."
"Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane..."
"Everywhere I go, someone's trying to be my girlfriend's best friend..."
--pearls of wisdom gathered from those large, pale Canadian boys, Barenaked Ladies