Oversized claws=faster crawling speed?
Fans of crustacean competition might enjoy this page, the product of one of my student's bored days. My hint to you: always bet on blue.
It won't make you win every time, though. I just like blue.
"And I am a writer, writer of fictions / I am the heart that you call home / And I've written pages upon pages / trying to rid you from my bones..." -- "The Engine Driver" by The Decemberists