*bang bang bang*
"Lemme in! C'mon guys, this isn't funny!"
"Seriously. It's my blog. Open the door."
"I'm not going anywhere. You're gonna have to come out sometime!"
"PLEASE LET ME IIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!"
"I've got pictures! I've got stories! And if you don't let me in, you don't get to hear or see ANYTHING."
*sitting on the front stoop pouting*
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