A reader poll inspired by the plight of the Jerry-lovin' Ali.
QUESTION: Somehow you have an injured paw, that is clearly bandaged and perhaps in a sling. What's the best sarcastic answer you can come up with for the idiotic question:
"Geez, what did you do to your hand?"
A few of mine, for inspiration:
"Leprosy." (Depending on how big the bandage is)
"I'm an amateur knife-thrower."
"I'm an amateur bullet-catcher."
"I was re-enacting the Luca Brazzi scene from The Godfather."