(a memo from the corporate office)
"Well, I've talked it over with the Board of Trustees, and we have come to the decision to retain the URL "Teacherdave" until further notice. Also, the title, "Anything to disrupt the tedium..." will also remain in place, due to our well-established name recognition in the 16-35 year-old age bracket.
"Despite a global economic environment of uncertainty and possible downsizing, we guarantee our staff that there will be no layoffs for the entire 2003 fiscal year. So, rest assured, because your financial future is safe with this firm.
Have a happy and peaceful holiday season, and we will look forward to seeing you again in the new year!
--Steven J. Carnigal, Chief Operating Officer, A.T.D.T.T. Inc."
Well, that's a relief.